Fractured English

What is Fractured English?


1.

What nerds use as a second language whilist talking online to various ethnic groups and social denominations. The use of this language helps the speaker communicate in such away that all who are talked to (whether they be petephiles or 12 year old asians) can understand the language.

EX. Fractured English

<squiggy>So liek what r u guyz up to.

<petephile>nm u?

<12 year old asian> i like warcraft.

See mario, luigi

2.

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat

Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person

No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

See fractured english, internet slang, grammar, cat


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