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"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the f.. 
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Another word that means penis.
I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.
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When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar t..