What is Frampton?
1.
a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."
2.
A fanny-fart
That sounded like frampton
3.
An alternative to the F-bomb, or when extremely irate, may be combined with "Peter Freakin'" to create the ultimate non-swear.
Sheite Muslims! I just dropped that Peter freakin Frampton wrench on my toe!
4.
The top bit of the bum crack at the flat base at the bottom of the back.
James regretably knelt down revealing the upper most part of his frampton unknowingly from over his tight tender waist.
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5.
penis; schlong; wang; wee wee; dick.
"I'm gonna give her the frampton tonight!" or "Look! I can roll up my frampton into a little ball using my feet!"
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