What is Franchise Father?
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A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
Random Words:
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Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway..
