What is Franchise Father?
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A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
Random Words:
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The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.
That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing..
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To fill a girls mouth with your meatpipe and show her the way to salvation.
I took that girl I met at the bar the other night home and ..
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The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.
We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Stevel..
