Frankanize

What is Frankanize?


1.

To make up completely absurd details about any and every situation.

TO one-up someone.

To blindly attempt to belittle someone.

A pathetic attempt to sound smart.

Joe says "Yeah my dad is handicapped from Viet Nam"

Frank replies "What a fuckin pussy, I got shot 19 times at point blank range with an M-16 using titanium tipped, armor piercing

rounds. After I finished my tour there, I started to learn

the art of the Samurai. When I mastered that I got all my

engineering degrees, my culinary arts masters, english major,

started my own business, became a governmental deadly weapon,

won the world bull ridding championship, built and raced 1000 HP

cars, had several genius children, became the largest drug smuggler

in the south (i carried duel 9's to keep safe), had a quadruple

bypass, helped my uncle designed the commonly used spacecraft

for NASA, wrote and published several books before for you and

your family was born, owned and ran a strip club, bowled professionally

for 5 years. And that was all before I was 30. Now I engineer price

quotes for new builds"

Joe says "Frank, aren't you only like 32?"

Frank replies "Old enough to kick your ass"

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