Frankenboner

What is Frankenboner?

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.

Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

See erection, boner, dick, anal

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

See franken, boner, raw, cut, skin, frankenstein

Crappie

1. Sillier spelling of crappy. Guaranteed to draw at least one snicker out of a crowd, the same way the word poopalways seems to. The mall..

Anglophile

1. Someone (more often than not American) who holds an extremely romanticised view of England and the English. Can be found putting on an D..

Jimjam

1. a condom. combination of jimmy (or jimmy hat) and toe jam. see jimjams, jim-jams, etc See Cosmo 2. A boner. An erection in general, ..

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