Frankenchicken

What is Frankenchicken?


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Something served on various airlines and fast food chains like KFC and McDonald's that is a combination of old chicken, synthetic rubber, and a mystery chemical from DOW called XC-1392-A-577-B23-9-00-1.

The last person who ate frankenchicken suffered the same fate as the guy who tried to give the recipe for XC-1392-A-577-B23-9-00-1 to the New York Times. One died choking on the chicken in McDonalds--the other was never seen again. Nor have his possessions been seen again. They were confiscated by men in black suits with earpieces who drove a white van with Nevada license plates.

This chicken is so rubbery, it's got to be frankenchicken!

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