What is Frankenfurniture?
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Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.
I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!
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