What is Frankenstein Walk?
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You're in a crowd or at work and waited too long to take a shit. Now you have to walk past everyone all stiff legged to keep from farting or shitting yourself.
We were in the center row at the movies and I had to do the frankenstein walk so I didn't blow someones head off.
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