What is Frankfurt Surprise?
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When a man puts a frozen brat in a woman's ass, waits until it thaws and then has her shit it out onto a bun. He then squirts mustard into her vagina and has her squirt it onto the brat. He then feeds it to her with his feet.
Guy 1: I gave Kelly the Frankfurt surprise last night.
Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?
Guy 1: Mustard.
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