Frankfurt Surprise

What is Frankfurt Surprise?


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When a man puts a frozen brat in a woman's ass, waits until it thaws and then has her shit it out onto a bun. He then squirts mustard into her vagina and has her squirt it onto the brat. He then feeds it to her with his feet.

Guy 1: I gave Kelly the Frankfurt surprise last night.

Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?

Guy 1: Mustard.

See anal, sex, brat, mustard, shit


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