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When a guys dick gets hard off of something that excites him.
Jenny: Look Joe's dick is erectinated.
Lily: I know.
See dick, har..
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Anal sex sans condom.
I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I&apo..
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You have a boy/girlfriend. You have overcome the "runner been" stage!
"Your my thweet-pea!"
See loved, trapped, ta..