What is Fraser Young?
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A big smelly ogre with webbed feet. His feet are also very hairy and when he walks down cobbled lanes he enjoys the motion very much - for numerous reasons. Especially when riding bikes. He likes ham sandwhiches because his belly is made of ham and it helps to settle and digest his stomach so he doesn't get wind. His girlfriend is also equally mean (Oi Laura hehe) but seeing as he mainly thought up the mean things to say about me I think Laura can get aways with this one hehe.
Oh yes and Frazer also fights evil cows and stuff but he usually takes them home for a bit of fun afterwards.
"Fraser's fannies hold your pennies or your money back" (gets it hehe)
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The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......
