Freakingulpinloser Edit Meaning

1. A stretchy or elastic fabric worn on the head to conceal the unshowered, nasty hair of an individual after a night of drunken debauchery..

1. a hairy person who is still sexy Man that guy is zirkle See sexy, hairy, wtf, zirk..

1. A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boo..