Freaky Town

What is Freaky Town?


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A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."

Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?

Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.

Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.

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