What is Freckles?
1.
Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable.
Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.
Look at the cute freckles on Danielle!
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2.
Sunkisses or sunspots.
From being in the sun so long she has a lot of freckles
3.
beauty marks
whoa no wonder shes beautiful, look at all those freckles!
4.
A nickname given by Sawyer/James Ford to Kate on smash hit TV series Lost
Sawyer: 'Sup Freckles?
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5.
a synonym for "fuck" that is derived from a MAD TV skit and is utilized, not to mention celebrated, by Norwegian Surf Gods the world over.
"James is freckles awesome."
"What the Freckles?! I just lost a game of pool to a girl!"
WARNING: using this word to refer to sexual intimacy, such as "I want to freckles you," may cause an extremely adverse reaction from the potentially "freckled." HANDLE WITH CARE.
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6.
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
Woah, did you play Freckles last night?
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7.
A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
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