Fred Durst

What is Fred Durst?


1.

Truely the most deep, exquisite music composers of all time.

In years time, the legendary names of Mozart and Ludvig Van Beethoven will be forgotten with their lewd, crude and amaturish filth that some call 'music'. In their place, the picturesque lyrics and beautiful compositions of Fred Durst will be remembered for their revolutionary music.

Truely talented raw metal band that don't steal their riffs like some amatures *cough*Led Zeppelin*cough* *cough*posers*cough* and watered down lyricists *cough*Tupac*cough*.

The lyrics to Hot Dog teaches crap artists such as the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix that the more you say the 'f' word, the more beautiful your music is.

2.

A Try hard wannabe rocker/rapper from the commercially fucked up Limp Bizkit

Durst is known for his fucked up lyrics such as "i did it all for the nookie" and "i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside" <-- FUCKEN RIP OFF FROM NIN

This man should be avoided like the plague and if seen should be kicked in the sack, doused in petrol and set on fire!

A complete and utter fuckhead from Jacksonville who wares pants that dont fit him and has his hat on backwards

3.

The worst "entertainer" of all time.

The only dick in the biz worse than Avril Lavigne

4.

definition: frontman of the possibly dyslexic band 'Limp Bizkit'(sic.)

defining characteristics: red cap, baggy trousers, angry, loud, bit of a muthafucker

comment: Fred Durst really isn't that bad of a guy, a mon avis. I in fact admire his 'don't give a fuck' attitude, and believe it or not, don't think he actually takes himself as seriously as a lot of other definitions seem to imply. At the end of the day, some people must like him and his L.I.M.P chums, cos he's bloody rich and gets to pimp around in a Bentley all day. fair play to the lad.

1.Yorkshire Man: i fookin' hate Fred Durst, he's wank.

Open Minded music fan: hey mate, check yourself before you wreck yourself. muthafucker...

2. Fred Durst gets a rap from his critics.

3. Fred Durst is f-ilarious.

4. Some of Fred Durst's lyrics have to be heard to be believed.

5.

Wanker.

like, what a Fred Durst, maan.

See Mo

6.

Short, balding, rat-like, and as proven from the recent camera phone 'porn' video, hung like a gerbil.

Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.

Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.

Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Leeand Vanilla Icein that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.

Fred Durst invented 'Party Metal'

See bald, nu metal, gerbil, rat

7.

a fucking faggot who cannot write lyrics for his life and always tries to " rap " in his shitty ass songs . also see : wigger, idiot , and dip shit.

when i first heard the limp bizkit song " nookie " :

fred durst : i did it all for the nookie! ( what ? ) the nookie ! ( what ) so you can take that cookie , and stick it up your -

me : shut the fuck up already !! * destroys limp bizkit cd *

See limp, bizkit, fred, durst, idiot, dipshit, wigger, faggot


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