Fred Phelps

What is Fred Phelps?


1.

The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags and godhatesamerica. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.

Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.

Matt Sheppard

Reggie White

Ronald Reagan

Martin Luther King

Corretta Scott King

Mr Rogers

All US casualties of the Iraq War

The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster

It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.

See hate, westboro, evil, biggot, liar

2.

Charming Middle American countrygentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relativeswant to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satanevery night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soulback. Ya gadda have faith.

That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Husseinstole away my significant other are totally unfounded.

See fred, phelps, topeka, kansas, incest, ignorant, violent, disturbed, noisy, hick

3.

A Pastor who has a hatred for homosexuals. He believes that terrorist attacks and other disasters are due to gays/lesbians. He's really stupid and deserves to be thrown off a cliff, for sure.

Wow, Fred Phelps is a big asshole who preaches at my church every night!

See stupid, hater, democrat, pastor, hate

4.

A well known, devout Christian who sincerly belives that George carlin(RIP) is in hell.

"Hello, I'm fred phelps, and I'm here to tell you that George carlin is in hell. It is irrelevant that George made many people laugh, and brought joy to their hearts, he is in hell because he toyed with the perposterous idea of god"

See fred phelps, george carlin, god, religion, hell


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