Freddy Kruger

What is Freddy Kruger?


1.

A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.

Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.

Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....

....6 times

....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason

....and is coming back again in the sequal...

...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed

When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.

A dream killing machine...heh

Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)

-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-

Played by robert englund

Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)

-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)

-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)

And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus

See Dani

2.

The psychotic serial killa that kills children in their dreams. He uses his razor hand to slice the shit out of bitches.

If it wasn't for that stupid bitch, Freddy would have beat the shit out of Jason.

3.

To give a girl the shocker(two fingers in the vagina and the pinky in the anus) while having long fingernails which cause lacerations and causes the woman to bleed everywhere.

I had to take mary to get stitches after I gave her the freddy kruger

See shocker, vagina, sex, anal, pussy

4.

funny serial killer!! also a pedophile

Do go to sleep lil bitches or Freddy Kruger will rape u in ur dreams!!!!!!

See freddy, a, b, c, d, e, f


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