What is Free.99?
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When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
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The calculable likelihood of something being broken or damaged when handled. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only..
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hard erect penis for women to sit on.
"the meat couch is waiting for you" anna
See cock, peaner, dick, shaft..
