Free.99

What is Free.99?


1.

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag

You: How bout I punchasize your face?

Friend: Oh yeah, how much?

You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.


55

Random Words:

1. Tattoo artists preferred aftercare product. Put some Ink Oil on that tattoo! See tattoo, care, Ink Oil..
1. A combonation of a verb and noun, Queef being the verb and twat being the noun. A queefing twat. Orgin, the fruit the cummy- qwat. t..
1. Contrary to popular belief, having the 'general horn'does not nessecarily mean you're horny. (It could). It means you&ap..