Free.99

What is Free.99?

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When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag

You: How bout I punchasize your face?

Friend: Oh yeah, how much?

You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
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