Free.99

What is Free.99?


1.

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag

You: How bout I punchasize your face?

Friend: Oh yeah, how much?

You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.


55

Random Words:

1. a new word for dumbshit someone too stupid to wipe their own ass Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons. See george bush, ..
1. 1.) An asshat. "3" is the ass and ">" is the hat. The opposite of <3, which is just a plain ass. Prinny_d00d_..
1. An older man, who has interest in under age girls in an unhealthy illegal way. This man usually tends to be a douche bag to the underage..