Free.99

What is Free.99?


1.

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag

You: How bout I punchasize your face?

Friend: Oh yeah, how much?

You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.


55

Random Words:

1. one who goes to college cuz of a quota system, not cuz they are good enuf, m'kay. You dont know shit, you quota bitch! See quota,..
1. A cocktail made with goon. Usually white goon, apple juice and lemonade. White goon and redbull concentrate for special occasions. I ha..
1. The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering yo..