What is Free.99?
1.
When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
Random Words:
1.
Same as a Pounce-and-Fuck, except with a more stealth and seductive connotation.
"That guy is Antonio Banderas-hot: he's a de..
1.
pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball th..
1.
A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.
"This theate..
