What is Free Candy?
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A hard hit in hockey by Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik.
Brooks Orpik was giving out some free candy left and right.
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It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.
That Brooks Orpik looks like a
pedophile . He likes littlekids units and hands outfree candy as he asks them to come into hisbasement . He's also slow as a snail.
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Random Words:
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A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circum..
