Free Candy

What is Free Candy?


1.

A hard hit in hockey by Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik.

Brooks Orpik was giving out some free candy left and right.

See free candy van, pittsburgh penguins, free, candy, hockey

2.

It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.

That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile. He likes little kids units and hands out free candy as he asks them to come into his basement. He's also slow as a snail.

See brooks, pedophile, kids, basement


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