Free Candy

What is Free Candy?


1.

A hard hit in hockey by Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik.

Brooks Orpik was giving out some free candy left and right.

See free candy van, pittsburgh penguins, free, candy, hockey

2.

It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.

That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile. He likes little kids units and hands out free candy as he asks them to come into his basement. He's also slow as a snail.

See brooks, pedophile, kids, basement


20

Random Words:

1. Stands for "In my Jurassic Park opinion." Means you like Jurassic Park and, therefore, your opinion is either more or less va..
1. exactly what you think it is. Dude, I just saw this video on youtube called zoopookakke where all these zoo animals, I'm talking z..
1. A dinner meal in which a vegan is turned over and then commence with eating himself or herself out as the main course. Often served with..