Free Candy Van

What is Free Candy Van?


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A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

See child porn, creepy, fucker, child molester, rapist


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