What is Free Day?
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The one day of the week where you break your diet and disregard all of your hard work and healthy caloric intake by consuming as much of whatever foods make you happy. "celery and grass do not count"
"It's my free day can we go to subway???"
"It's my free day, i do what i want!!"
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a day when no one can pass judgment on the choices you make.
you can drink and eat what you want, say what you want, and no matter what you look like, you're beautiful and everyone agrees
" Don't look at me like that, it's my free day"
" Take another drink of the fishbowl, it's my free day!"
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Random Words:
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When you lie on the ground and look like you retarded and fell out of a tree.
Look, aaron is bustin out the retarded bird!..
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A quickie blow job. Used exclusively for when you don't have time for more scandelous activities.
"Honey, I told my wife I&ap..
