Free Reading

What is Free Reading?

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.

2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.

2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"

Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

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Smupid

1. When something is smart and stupid at the same time, as in stupid for the idea, but smart for the outcome (and vice versa). SMart/StUPI..

Zsexual

1. Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying. Straight F..

Zeused

1. (to zeus) the acting of being zeused Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up beh..

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