Free Reading

What is Free Reading?

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.

2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.

2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"

Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

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Vivoleum

1. Hypothetical fuel made from dead humans as referenced in the film "Yes Men" as an example of oil industries going to any lengt..

Von Feldt

1. The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility. Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!..

Knolling

1. v. - the act of sitting on a log in a grassy area while highly intoxicated. My life in the summer is knolling with weed and my friends ..

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