Free Reading

What is Free Reading?


1.

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.

2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.

2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"

Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

See sexie chocolate


31

Random Words:

1. The semi-golden oily bacterial fluid that drips out of a freshly popped pimple. Dude, did you just pop a zit, you got some after-leak d..
1. dumb blond girl from the rather awful town of mahopac. she hangs out with many sluts and spends her weekends getting drunk in basements ..
1. a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should kno..