Free Reading

What is Free Reading?


1.

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.

2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.

2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"

Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

See sexie chocolate


31

Random Words:

1. a varitation on "Your Face". Used when your friends allready said "Your Face" Or, when there really sick of it p..
1. A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members ..
1. Asking why someone would do something 4 Y would i do that!? See 4, y, why, ?, four..