Free Reading

What is Free Reading?

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.

2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.

2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"

Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

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Ass Donut

1. After taking a long shit, when you stand up and have the shape of the toilet seat in your ass flesh Dude! After eating that Taco Bell, ..

Zosia

1. 1)The person who will never let you down. She will always be there for you no matter what happens. 2)A true friend 3)Beautiful person..

Zatort

1. pulverize, pummel After I zatort him, he'll have plenty of bruises and a couple black eyes. See bob 2. the act of viciously bea..

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