Free Screws

What is Free Screws?


1.

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.

Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.

Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?

Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

See screws, free, fate, computer, engine


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