What is Free Screws?
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When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
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