Free Trial Citizen

What is Free Trial Citizen?


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A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.

I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.


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