Free Will

What is Free Will?


1.

the idea that you could have acted in a different way

the idea that alternative actions are possible for you

the idea that you did not have to do what you did

the idea that you have a choice about what you do

the idea that you are responsible for your actions

When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.

See choice, responsibility, yorrick hunt

2.

A manifestation of choices that an individual exercises or declines based solely on one's own perception of consciousness. It is individuality in motion with limitless destinations.

Employer:"...and here is your cubicle, and..."

Free Willed Employee:"No thanks. I quit."

See nihilism, apathy, existentialism, poop, vagina, scabbies, Spread Eagle

3.

A delusion created by Christianity and intuition that makes people believe they have the right to not only choose in specific situations, but also in how their basic life will play out. It is a total lie though, as people do not actually have this ability.

Michael claimed to have free will, but for some reason he always dreamed of being a ladies man but could never make any decisions that would lead him in that direction.

See choice, right to choose, will, determinism


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