What is Freedom Fries?
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1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression
If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:
Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War
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do we really need an example for this?
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oh, politics dont even enter into it. this is the most ridiculous and weak political maneuver ever.
A half-hearted attempt for politicians to show "patriotism" without actually taking any position or action.
And french fries were named after a Mr. French, who invented them. ..or maybe that's french toast. whatever.
Next time I go to a restaurant, i'm gonna order some french fries, french toast, a salad with french dressing, and a croissant.
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Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place.
Bob was frantically eating his
freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.
He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with
France ) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath.
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A sad attempt to "stick it to the french" because they refused to support an unjust and illegal war on Iraq.
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Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.
Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.
"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."
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The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.
I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.
