Freedom Hangers

What is Freedom Hangers?


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testicles that reach mammoth proportions due to varioius influences including but not limited to, pot smoking, warm but comfortable temperatures or going commando for large stretches of time. The testicles relax and stretch becoming almost a nuisance due to the proximity that they reach between your legs.

After smoking pot by the pool all day, Allison complemented me on my freedom hangers.

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