Freedom Of Slavery

What is Freedom Of Slavery?


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when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

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