What is Freeing The Carp?
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Freeing the carp is when one is doing it like they do on the discovery channel, completely unprotected, and subsequently busts a nut, thus letting one's own little fish freely swim upstream. Also can be used in the past tense.
Dude, I was freeing the carp in that Mexican chick last night when she told me that she wasn't on the pill. I do NOT want kids at 23.
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