Freemanism

What is Freemanism?


1.

The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.

John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?

Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.

See freemanism, morgan, freeman, religion, bruce, evan, almighty

2.

The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.

Quotes

"All hail the crowbar"

"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"

"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"

See freemanism, gordon, freeman


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