What is Free-range Cougar?
1.
A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").
"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."
See
Random Words:
1.
A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex
I was talking to the Morkus on the tel..
1.
That bastard llama that appears by your door next to that slutty ostrich while you're balls to the wall tripping on NyQuil.
Can be..
