Free-range Cougar

What is Free-range Cougar?


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A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").

"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."

See milf, cougar, puma, hippie chick, bobcat


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