Freestyle Loafing

What is Freestyle Loafing?

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

Parge

1. Asking to use, borrow or take something without intending to reciprocate the generosity. To scab or bludge. Can I parge a ride off you..

Scibetta Promise

1. A promise made to a person (most likely a teacher) that has a likelyhood of not actually occuring. Alex made a Scibetta promise that sh..

Epazoodie

1. Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu. Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie. See sick, ..

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