Freestyle Loafing

What is Freestyle Loafing?

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

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