Freetard

What is Freetard?


1.

one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing

Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.

See p2p, copyright, torrent, piracy, slang

2.

A freetard is a unyielding proponent of Free and Open Source Software (FOSS) like the linuxoperating system. They make no apologies for going on 10 minute rants about the importance of their impeccable values like "not paying for things" and "sticking it to the man".

All freetards are self-righteous know-it-alls who get it off to pointing out people misusing 'their' and 'there', although most of them are college dropouts because instead of doing their homework they spent all of their time trying to get WoW and Ventrilo to work in WINE.

Normal Person: Writing this paper tonight is going to suck.

Freetard: You should use the new Open Office 6.00 on Ubuntu 12.4: Raging Rhinosaurus. It's like a million times better than Word and XP and once you learn how to use BASH and VI and shell scripting and python scripting and the C programming language and x86 instructions you'll be way more productive using your computer.

Normal Person: Gasoline is getting expensive.

Freetard: WELL MAYBE IF COMPANIES LIKE MICROSOFT DIDN'T EXPLOIT THE MONOPOLIES THEY HOLD IN THE COMPUTING MARKET WE WOULDN'T BE PAYING SO MUCH, HMMM????

See furry, linux, foss, sun, hippy

3.

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)

You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"

Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"

You: You're such a freetard

---or---

You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?

George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!

You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.

See george bush, asshole, republican, dick cheney, donald rumsfeld

4.

Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “ retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.

Shaun is a such a fucking freetard.

See retard, fucktard, stupid, dumb, idiot

5.

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.

I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.

6.

A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.

b

ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.

See retard, retarded, free, wanch, chesticles

7.

Freakin Retard

dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard


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