Freeway Theory

What is Freeway Theory?


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Formulated by Barney Stinson of "How I Met Your Mother", detailing how relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:

1. 6 hours (aka one night stand)

2. 4 days

3. 3 weeks

4. 7 months

5. 1.5 years/18 months

6. 18 years

7. death

As Robin would later put it, if one person says, "I love you", then the relationship moves into the carpool lane, where there is a big diamond.

Robin: I usually don't get this far in a relationship. I usually take the 3 week exit.

Lily: Don't tell me you're actually buying into Barney's "freeway theory"

See barney, stinson, freeway, theory, how i met your mother, relationship, dating, advice


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