Freeze Your Minge Shut Edit Meaning

1.

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the mingeinto a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubesand clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her mingefroze shut.

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