What is French Balcony?
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The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.
Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast
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the ultimate level of coolness
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