What is French Balcony?
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The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.
Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast
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Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.
I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the S..