French Balcony

What is French Balcony?

The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.

Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.

Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast

See french, balcony, croissant, anal, sex, breakfast

Von Schmeganhausen

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Zwirtz

1. Zits on the buttoxwhich were recently popped by sitting down. "Dude look at the way Jim is squirming in his chair- he totally has ..

Quench Buddy

1. A person who always bring beverages to the potluck, such as Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper, and is considerate enough to provide them in ca..

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