French Breakfast Edit Meaning

1.

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.

a) "This french breakfast is delicious."

b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."

See food, breakfast, eggs, anal, oral, rim job

2.

To skip eating breakfast entirely and just have coffee and a cigarette

Eaten this morning yet? Nah, just going outside for a french breakfast

See breakfast, coffee, cigarettes, fags

3.

Cunnilingus. Especially when performed between sunrise and 12pm.

That French Breakfast sure was a hearty one. Next time, let's have Belgian.

See oral, sex, vagina, fellatio, eating out, blowjob, going down, muff diving, eat out

4.

Simlilar to a Portuguese Breakfast. A poached egg is placed into the anus and is licked out by another. Usually done by homosexual males.

Man 1:Craig and Danny are back together, and I bet they will be having their usual French Breakfast tomorrow morning.

Man 2: Eww!

See portuguese breakfast, dirty sanchez, hot karl, cleveland steamer, cincinnati bowtie, chili dog

5.

When a man is making eggs in the morning for his lady while she is giving him head. He cums on the eggs and serves them to her with a little salt and pepper. She eats them joyfully.

Hey babe, come over here and make your eggs into a French Breakfast for me.

See food, fellatio, head, orgasm, eggs, breakfast, french