What is French Crumpets?
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Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.
Alan:What the f*** are these?
Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...
Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.
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