What is French Doorknob?
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An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
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To willingly waste time, as though you were floating in the zero-gravity of space without a care in your mind and nothing to do.
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when you meet a slutty cosmotoligist named jennifer and she lets you fuck her on her period and then you pull out, drag your dick across..