What is French Doorknob?
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An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
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1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to..
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something that is ugly
OMG that thing is uhganamany
See hideous, ugly, ewww, disgusting, bleh..
