What is French Doorknob?
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An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
See life, ear..
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When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend
Friend: I'm not even his girl..
