French Drunk

What is French Drunk?


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When someone gets very drunk with a relatively small amount of alcohol (usually three shots over a couple of hours) and misbehaves embarrassingly. Comes from the inability of French people (especially men) to handle alcohol and act proper. Typical behavior includes:

- being overtly loud and irritating.

- vomiting on self and other people.

- losing minor articles of clothing, such as shoes/socks, pants, and/or jacket

- arguing indignantly for no reason

- losing consciousness

1- Dear god, you were SO French drunk yesterday on the boat. I can't believe you threw your shoes into the water and tried to blame me for it. Go back to France.

2- Pierre at the Erasmus party.

See drunk, france, french, annoying, pathetic, funny, alcohol


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