French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

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