French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

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Fatarded

1. Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded. After Joel put a staple i..

Corkectomy

1. The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loose..

Yoo

1. Like "Yo" but carried along. Sounds like a jackass saying "you". Chav: Hiya Geo: Yoo! See you, yo, geo, chav, you..

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