French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

See hubris, french, swimmers, promise

Fungol

1. A not-so down-lo way of dropping the F-bomb. "You sominombich! You just hit my car! BASTA FUNGOL! See frick, frak, fuck, f-bomb, ..

Variants

1. Fakes; not real. Usually dealing with selling or buying shoes. Damn man I hella want those jordans but they're variants... fake as..

Utapatachi

1. A holiday or birthday present that you get to open early. PJ was allowed to open a Christmas utapatachi 2 days early. See present, hol..

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