French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

See hubris, french, swimmers, promise

Jamie Cake

1. yummy, cinnamony, squishy, lumpy sweet stuff. i <3 jamie cake. See claire..

Kiss My Swiss

1. Kiss my butt! Eat my shorts! Kiss my ass! My boss wants me to do some data entry. He can kiss my swiss! See kiss, swiss, butt, ass 2...

'splode

1. 1. A version of the word explode commonly used in chatrooms, most likely derivitive of the phrase "Your head a splode." Dude,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

French Guarantee Edit Meaning