French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

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Chocolate Kegel

1. The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs an..

W.p.p

1. Stands for Wet Pandy Pussy... when someone works out and does not shower, giving them a disgusting aroma! Guy #1: "Didn't you..

Zait

1. Derived from the last name of a UCLA college student, meaning "To Ejaculate." I Zaited all over my girl's face last nigh..

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