French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

See hubris, french, swimmers, promise

G-wigging

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Gutterslut

1. a dirty whore, commonly found passed out in a ditch or gutter the girl you saw last night on the corner, julia roberts in pretty woman ..

Jysus

1. A satiric term refering to "Jesus". Coined by the Church of Fat on Xanga. "I tell him about the testimonies in church. &..

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