French Guarantee

What is French Guarantee?

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)

Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

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H.u.a.

1. Head up ass. Completely unaware of surroundings or consequences of actions. "Look at that H.U.A. driver! Figures, she's talki..

Johned

1. tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line ima john m..

Negative One

1. Formerly Lummox #1. The only Lummox known to have had negative points. He was therefore booted from the Lummox and is referred to as neg..

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