What is French Highway Patrol?


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(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjsbefore thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

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