What is French Military Victories?
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A complete list of French Military Victories:
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The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.
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Early mistake by google that when you typed french military victories it would say No entries did you mean french military defeats.
Student: Search: "french military Victories."
GOOGLE: No entries did you mean french military defeats.
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A sign of the apocolypse
French win a war, the earth is doomed
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oxymoron
The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.
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HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"
A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"
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The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.
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French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.
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*Notable* French-only military victories include:
1) The 100 Years War
2) That's it.
The Crimean War doesn't count. Although the French played an important war, the primary players were the British and the Russians.
William the Conqueror of Normandy (William the Bastard as he was then known) was most likely of Celtic or Viking descent, not actually a Frenchman.
Napoleon was actually bad for France, it was worse off after he was finished with it than it had been. At least it was somewhat respectable before. (Although the French people were better off under the psychopath Napoleon than under the incompetent French royalty)
Indo-china...That was as pointless as the American attempt later on.
And Kung-fu Jesus, losing 50,000 troops over fourteen years is better, not worse, than losing 90,000 in less time.
France sucks. Get over it, France.
