French Monocle

What is French Monocle?

When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.

Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?

Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.

See tea bag, ball goggles, french, monocle

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