What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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Random Words:
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A play on words for the fast food chain Jack in the Box.
Dude I ate a tone of Yak in the Box last night.
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