What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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N.The effect of ones scrotum sticking to ones leg for any reason.
Knowing that my goods might nadhere to my thigh,I wisely chose to wea..
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The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and..
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What one says when they get bullshitted in halo. Or an excuse for them sucking at it.
Player 1: Man, why do you suck at halo so much?
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