What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.
Nasty..
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big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish
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