What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.
Can be said either e..
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cum
its so damn sticky, its human glue
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