What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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-noun- The fear of people named Martin.
"Why are you all scared of me?" asked Martin, "Do you have martinophobia?"
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An individual who has supplied more than 100 definitions to the slangdefine site
Diego has earned the title of Urban Veteran
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