What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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A reality television show where the cast will display overblown emotions or reactions based on the changing circumstances of the show.
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A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.
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