What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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southern part of midtown portion of city, implies hardcore or gangster activity is regular occurance
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Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.
Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!
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This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sn..
