What is French Mustache?
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When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
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something a 90 year old grandma wears to play bingo in on a sunday night, food may also be placed in the right pocket for safe keeping o..
