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When a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. ..
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the ultimate pest exterminator
if u have an infestation of Formics, call Ender Wiggin to bug bomb them, of course there's no reaso..
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the act of doing something stupid, eating like a barbarian, spilling the milk, sitting on bowls of cereal, bumping into walls, accidenta..