French Press Edit Meaning

1.

A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.

At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.

See shit, anal, sex, poop, scat

2.

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.

See coffee, sexual positions, sex, raunch, humor

3.

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!

4.

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.

Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lardnext to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!

See eat, fat, french, press, fast, overweight, obese

5.

A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

See lucky pierre, the dolphin

6.

verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.

Hey Cynthia let's go get a tarp and some Starbucks and do a French press at your grandma's house.

See raunchy, sexual positions, anal sex, coffee enema, paris

7.

another's ejactulation upon one's face

Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!