What is French Roast?
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The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
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An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.
Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.
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When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to..
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when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts
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