What is French Roast?
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The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
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When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it
"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."
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1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation
2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you..
