French Roast

What is French Roast?


1.

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.

Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.

See shart, shard, fart, turtle head, air biscuit


44

Random Words:

1. A very short midget who is equal to or greater than an oompa loompa "Damn it wheres zawzaw?" "I dunno, check under your..
1. a charming young man with amazing looks. he is such a zurla. I would like to do things to him See zurilla, zurla, hottie, sexy, charmi..
1. when a man posseses all the qualities of being whipped without having a girlfriend. This is a result of a guy trying to move up and get ..