What is French Roast?
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The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
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Related to the species, Deaneus Nohlpidious Maximus, this doche fag enjoys it up the ass.
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