French Rodeo

What is French Rodeo?


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in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!

‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’

‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’

‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’

(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’

‘What?’

‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’

See abe lincoln, donkey punch, houdini, cleavland steamer, shrimping


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